lunes, 14 de mayo de 2012

Top Ten WTF Comic Book Characters


 Powers-Quack-Fu, Learned spells from Dr.Strange, and his suit of powered armor "Iron Duck"
9-Squirrel Girl
Powers-Squirrel like abilities including a prehensile tail, the ability to communicate with squirrels, razor sharp claws with knuckle spikes, and super human agility and strength, and she really likes nuts.......
8-3D Man
Powers-Ability to sense Skrulls, and all senses, speed, strength and lameness are 3 times more powerful than a normal man.
7-Kite Man
Powers-No powers but uses an array of kite weapons to commit crime. Yes, kite's to commit crimes.
6-Color Kid
Powers-Ability to change the color of objects and people, now retired and working for Skittles.
5-Tar Baby
Powers-Secretes a sticky substance...that allows him to stick to things, or things stick to him....basically a human bottle of Elmer's Glue.
4-Maggot
Powers-Digestive system consisting of two slug like creatures named Eany and Meany that come out of his stomach to eat and re-enter his body to supercharge his size, strength, and stamina. Also has a psychometric ability to draw psychic imprints to see what has, or will happen in his vicinity, which means he can always see himself never getting a date.
3-Matter Eater Lad
Powers-Can bite through and consume all forms of matter. Clearly also likes to give fellatio to fences.
2-Arms Fall Off Boy
Powers-Ability to detach his arms in quite a disgusting manner and beat off bad guys, Wait, I mean beat bad guys up.
1-El Guapo
Powers-None, except for a symbiotic relationship with an abusive, super powered, flying skateboard. And if he is away from it for too long his heath deteriorates. An abusive skateboard.......


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